7 Blokes to Cover Your 6 During a Zombie Apocalypse

by on Mar.20, 2010, under Humor

I remember a part in Zombieland where a Michael Cera impersonator was telling Woody Boyd his 8TH rule of Zombie survival. “Zombieland survival rule #8 Get a KICKASS partner”. So who is the baddest ass mofo to have around during a undead apocalypse?

Shaun of the Dead Zombie bash

#7 Shaun and Ed (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) from Shaun of the Dead , they’re good with records and cricket bats plus they can drink a pint.

Survival of the Dead

#6 ‘Nicotine’ Crocket (Alan van Sprang) from Diary of the Dead and Survival of the Dead. Sure he was a ass in Diary but in Survival he was kickass. He can take a bullet one day then rob innocent people the next. He’s known to look after his own and not take shit from no college students.

The Last Stand Zombie

#5 The Dad from The Last Stand. In case you haven’t watched the last stand yet it’s time to go check it out. Here, Here and here. This guys has nothing to lose… he’s lost his kids and wife now he’s stuck in a undead world. He’s a survivor, he’s lasted after all this shit and Bonus.. he doesn’t talk much. If i’m trucking alone through a undead apocalypse chances are everyone close to my heart is eaten so i’m not going to want to talk about shit either.

Dawn of the Dead

#4 Roger and Peter from Dawn of the Dead (Scott H. Reiniger and Ken Foree). They come as a package deal. We’ve all seen them in the movie there tough as fuck… even though Roger does die in the end.

Zombie Shark

#3 The Tiger shark From Zombi 2. If I was going to fight zombies in the ocean I would want this shark on my side. Sure it’s silly, but battles in zombie infested waters is a real threat just ask Francisco from Survival of the Dead.

Planet Terror El Wray

#2 El WRAY (Freddy Rodríguez) from Grindhouse Planet Terror. I wanted to pick machete put technically he’s not in the movie so I chose Wray whose still one tough dude.. Tow truck driver packing a machine gun with night vision.. Trained to kill a shit load of zombies with all sorts of weapons.

Resident Evil 2 Zombie

#1 Alice (Mila Jovovich) from Resident Evil. Alice would be by far the best person to have around you during a zombie apoacalypse not only is her character insanely supernaturally tough she’s also insanely cool.. maybe I mean hot, she’s both hot and cool..

Shaun of the Dead
George A. Romero’s Diary of the Dead
Dawn of the Dead (Widescreen Unrated Director’s Cut)
Zombi 2 (25th Anniversary Special Edition 2-Disc Set)
Grindhouse: Planet Terror
Resident Evil


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