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Stuff to Chuck in your Zombie Apocalypse Bunker

by on May.03, 2010, under Book, Clothes, Featured, Food, Humor, Video, Weapons

This list was put together with the assumption that you already have all the basic survival supplies; food, water, fire, companionship etc…

Zombie Apocalypse Protein
Meal Supplement Powder

Beef cake… BEEF CAKE!!! weight gainer 4000 may be just what you’re looking for when running from the dead in a zombie apocalypse. These mixes are “specially” formulated for athletes containing all the amino acids and calories needed for a active individual. meal supplements are also pretty convenient all you need is some water and a cup and you’re GTG.

Zombie Apocalypse Gear

Antibiotics
Before antibiotics infections were left to run their course. Streptococcus pyogenes caused half of all post-birth deaths. Staphylococcus aureus was fatal in 80 percent of infected wounds and the pneumonia bacteria was a big killer for all ages. Essentially a infected wound is a death sentence. Best thing is to gather up a small stock pile of the most common type just in case…

Your best bet is a broad spectrum antibiotic that will fight against both Gram-positive and Gram-negative bacteria covering the largest range of disease causing bacteria.
amoxicillin
levofloxacin
gatifloxacin
moxifloxacin
streptomycin
tetracycline
chloramphenicol

Survival book
You may find yourself in the need of a rabbit snare or a winter shelter. This book comes in handy for all general survival tips. You won’t find any apocalyptic survival points here but its content is general enough to cross over into the zombie world.
some key points covered include.

-Food, what you can and can’t eat
-Animal tracking
-Edible plants
-Trap making
-How to handle animals you’ve killed for food
-knot tying
-first aid
-Medicinal plants
-Dangerous/poisonous animals/insects

A great book:
SAS Survival Guide 2E (Collins Gem): For any climate, for any situation

zombie solar panel

Solar powered laptop charger
Who knows how long the internet would stay up after the collapse of modern civilization. Even with the internets down theres a good chance your books/music/entertainment are stored away on a computer. More reason to keep at least one computer running.

Check out this folding solar panel

The next generation of Solaris foldable solar technology is here. CIGS (Copper Indium Gallium diSelenide) is the most efficient thin film solar technology available. By maximizing performance while optimizing portability, it makes the Solaris 26 a great choice for compact, high output solar power.

Zombie Apocalypse Gear

Toilet paper
Ever try wiping your ass with magazine paper? Better yet have you used
a newspaper filled with those annoying loose ads? If you have then your bunker is already stocked with a life time supply of toilet paper. If you haven’t stock your bunker with soft toilet paper to safe your ass.

Bug Out Bag
Think of this scenario: Your bunker has been breached theres undead fucks all over the place they’ve already eaten your girlfriend and dog and now there coming for you. You have to evac… asap, Grab your bug out bag and titanium cricket bat and run!

So what is a a bug-out bag? It is a portable kit that contains the items one would require to survive for approximatively seventy two hours when evacuating from a disaster. Basically scale down your horde of survivalist tools to fit in a backpack.

Zombie Apocalypse Gear
Marijuana
Weed, Green, Skunk, The Green ambassador, Mary Jane, and Chronic. Name it as you will, BC bud should make up the foundation in a zombie apocalypse pack.
Temporary hide your rationed snack food, hot box your bunker and use your fully charged laptop to watch old episode of Samurai Jack. The zombie apocalypse doesn’t sound too bad anymore.

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Germ fighting Underwear
Old Smelly underwear sucks and is a health risk. Instead of carrying around dozens of replacements or heaven forbid wash your dirty undies give these new silver woven, anti bacterial coated super trunks a try.

Unisex trunks were made from artificial fibers for comfort, with silver particles woven into the material to prevent sweating.

“It is coated to prevent bacterial infection, and we have tried to arrange the seams so that they don’t chafe,”

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Zombies and Booze: 2 Things to Love

by on Apr.28, 2010, under Food, Humor

What better way to start off a zombie party then with Booze? even better yet zombie booze!

Zombie drink
Bloody Brain Shooter
The first drink up is the Bloody Brain Shooter, this really does look like a disgusting beverage but tastes pretty damn good.

Ingredients:

1 1/4 oz. strawberry vodka
1/8 oz. lime juice
3/4 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
Splash of grenadine

Preparation:
Firstly chill the vodka down as much as you can, add it with the lime juice into a shaker. Shake the shit out of it and strain into a shot glass. This is the tricky part get yourself a straw and submerge about 1-3 inches into the Baileys bottle (the more you submerge the more brains you will get). Cover the top end of the straw with your finger to trap the Baileys. With your finger still on the top end of the straw gently place Baileys end into the shotglass containing the vodka and slowly release your finger. The Baileys curdles up a bit and creates the brains in the shot glass. Continue to add more “brains” to the drink with some grenadine for blood. Image source www.fineliving.com

THE ZOMBIE

Zombie drink
Next up is the standard Zombie Cocktail. This delicious drink contains every kind of rum you can think of so get ready if your going to tackle THE ZOMBIE. There are many many different drinks out there called THE ZOMBIE heres one of my favorite. I sometimes use mango or orange juice instead of the papaya. One tip when making a drink with this much potency try to keep everything as cold as possible and serve in a large glass. Image source www.scienceofdrink.com

Ingredients:
1 part white rum
1 part golden rum
1 part dark rum
1 part apricot brandy
1 part pineapple juice
1 part papaya juice
½ part 151-proof rum
Dash of grenadine or other syrup

And in case you need extra volumes heres the how to make a zombie drink for the masses

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