Tag: Zombie Weapons
#10 Hunga Munga
Traditionally made of an iron with a curved back section and a spike located at the rear. It is ideal for close combat but can be used as a range weapon if needed.
Why: Buffy used it to kill vampires so it should work with Zombies
#9 German Longsword AKA bastard sword
Narrowly pointed blade which averaged 38inches it was designed to be one handed or two handed giving it a total length of 48inches. It weighed in a roughly 4lbs.
Why: Chopping off zombie heads from 4 feet away never was easier
#8 1917 trench knife
Origin: Europe, Japan, North America
Designed for close quarter combat (in tranches). endeavorer. Size is between 11inches to 13inches, may have a Knuckle Guard Handle.
Why: The narrow blade makes piercing a shamblers skull a effortless and the iron knuckles are handy in a pinch. Mel Brooks’ son said “the best compact anti-zombie weapon on earth”
#7 Holy Water Sprinkler
Combination Mace and Gun that doesn’t sprinkle holy water. The weapon is fitted with three gun barrels around the top spike of the mace.
Why: Maces crush Zombie heads and the gun barrel gives you some range options.
#6 Monk’s Spade aka Shaolin Spade
Pole weapon consisting of a long pole with a flat spade-like blade on one end and a smaller crescent shaped blade on the other.
Why: Mel Brooks’ son gives this weapon 2 thumbs up on zombie de-capping
A close combat weapon which comes in 1 or 2 handed variants. Made from oak, they’re 3-4inches wide and up to 4 feet long. The edges were embedded with razor sharp obsidian.
Why: The obsidian while useless against armored opponents will make short order of exposed zombie flesh.
#4 Patu Wahaika
Origin: New Zealand
It was used in hand to hand combat by Maori, Essentially it is a club made from wither wood or bone. Size and shape vary greatly.
Why: IIt’s light weight and shaped lobe would make the Wahaika incredibly devastating to a Zombies skull.
#3 Husqvarna 355Fxt clearing saw
A high tech alternative to the last 6 weapons. The 355Fxt is ergonomically balanced with a cutting blade capable of 9K RPM.
Why: Perfect for slicing the feet off those zombies where you friend with a hammer bonks their heads in.
#2 Lucerne hammer
A polarm weapon mounted on a pole that is around seven feet in length with the head having three parts: the stabbing point, the beaked spike and the hammer.
Why: gives you reach and helps battle boredom by allowing you 3 options to kill the zombie masses.
#1 Scottish Dirk
Generally the blade length is 16inches, 1 1/2 inches wide at base, tapering to 1/2 inch.
Why: Small, effective, silent, and can be used to spread butter on your toast when the killing is over.
First on my list is a modern blade inspired by the pre-Roman Falcata, it’s called d’Capitan, it is produced byZombie Tools Go Check out the gear they have it’s freaking amazing. Here is what Zombie Tools had to say about the blade
Leadership. It takes strength of character, courage of convictions, and a weapon more badass than all the other douche bags willing to follow you. For the discerning leader of a zombie-slaying squad, ZT introduces d’Capitan.
Zombie tools makes the blade out of 5160 spring steel with a hand-sculpted T6 aluminum, it’ll set you back $339.95 but will fuck ZOMBIES up big time.
Second is The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead. This book is attempts to educate you on slating flesh devouring hordes. It’s throughly written with line drawings, interviews scientific studies and step by step diagrams showing combat moves. Heres what the books says about using a Melee weapon like d’Capitan
Medium-range or melee combat is defined as engagement with the undead at a distance of two to three feet (.6 and .9 meters) between opponents. For many reasons, including weapon availability, terrain, and combat skill required, this range is the most frequent distance at which combat engagements with the undead take place. Many of the strategies covered in long-distance combat can be utilized as well for melee range attacks. There are, however, some specific techniques particular to this range that can prove very useful for fighting the undead.
Third is the health pack from In Case Of Zombie The Health pack has everything you need to survive a couple days, the kit includes a package of Twinkies and a can of Read Bull all stuffed in a 8″x10″ enclosure which also includes a sticker attached.